Crippled Elves Do Dance Around
A Devil Covered Bi-Blue Dress
Dairy Causes Diarrhea,
Chunky Creamy Butter Cheese
Bad Billy Does Dope, Bitches and Brews,
But Can't Even Build A Cigarette Boat
Allah Bangs Blues Everyday
Above A Bridge Behind A Cave
(these last 2 lines are in the movie, but NOT in the song by:
"Left Front Tire" who did the soundtrack
Carpet Crawler Can't Eat Eagle
Before Chicken Derby Day