I crave my own misery
I'm the reincarnation of marquis
I create a list of easy tasks
Because I just love to check shit off
To bring myself closer to the edge
And I won't take another step
To risk the benefits of my sympathetic friends
Everyone I fall in love with
Has already fallen in love with someone I respect
So now I'm an altruist
Oh fuck just this once can I root for the hometeam
I'm always the bee to kamikaze to save the precious queen
And I watch the sympathy turn to pity
From my sympathetic friends