Mr Hamster and Hot Potato Man
Turns the city on it's ear
Mr Hamster takes Hot Potato Man
By the arm,
Bombay Sapphire in his hand
And Cohibas Esplenditos
Saw Mr Potato Man the other day
Down at the Wasteland
He's a happy boy, full of vim and vigor
Since the day he left his wife
Him and the Hamster, at the nudie shows,
They like the finer things in life,
Like Cohibas Esplenditos