Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

Gwendolyn was splendid but her tendency to spending Spun a lttle out of control
Two nights on the town and my poor bank account
Was crawling around on the floor
And pretty young Lisa yeah she could take a piece of your heart
And lead you to the light
Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda We could go on all night

But don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

Priscilla was a killer, meaner than godzilla
But oh what a pretty girl
And Dawn in the dawn with her pompoms on
She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl
There's wonderful women all over the world
I've said it again and again
But she who's name must not be spoken
Has it all over all of them

Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

You can talk about the weather, cotton or leather
And do you think the Beatles should have really gotten back together
Talk about the truth, Mantle or Ruth
Fabio, DeMaggio or John Wilkes Booth

Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start
No, no
Don't let's talk about Lisa
Please sir, Lisa broke my heart
Oh Lisa she's off limits man
Lisa broke my heart

That'll leave a mark

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa broke my heart
Talk about Hnson, Marilyn Manson
And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson
Talk about desire, Sosa or McGuire
And is we in the frying pan or is we in the fire
Talk about what's real and what you really feel
And how's about the mini skirts on Ally McBeal
Talk about the x-files, macaroons and mistrials
And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstile