She said "It's just a woman thing" and pulled out of the drive
I said not to worry I'm an understanding guy
I've heard that when you love someone, you gotta let em go
She hollered "When I find myself you'll be the first to know"
Ooh No news

I learned to do the laundry, feed the cat, and clean the house
I promised to be patient while she worked her problems out
When she packed her bags, her destination wasn't clear;
But I sensed that her intentions were honest and sincere
Ooh No news

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a fax; Write it on a post-it pad
Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse to no news

Her mama's been a little vague as to her whereabouts

Her sister says "I'm certain your romance is headed south"
I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love;
My level of anxiety is just a product of
Ooh No news

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a fax; Write it on a post-it pad
Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse

She missed her bus, missed her plane; surely this can be explained
Lost her car at the mall; got locked in a bathroom stall
Playing guitar with The Band; on the road with Pearl Jam
Buried with The Grateful Dead; came back as a Parrot Head
Got derailed, got de-iced; offered as a sacrifice
FBI, CIA; if they've seen her they ain't saying
No news
Still no news