I promise you a happy ending
Like the ones that you see on the screen
So if you had a bad beginning
Love will come out winning in the closing scene

And when you find it rough contending
With the grind that the world puts us through
I can promise you a happy ending
That has you, loving me, loving you

I promise you a happy ending
Like the one you've been dreaming about
Where vows are vowed and knots are knotted
And the preachers potted as the reel runs out

And so I'm strongly recommending
That you pack up your old point of view
I can promise you a happy ending
That has you, loving me, loving you

Well, that's it kid, not so funny huh?
But then, you always did want a love story, didn't you?
Well, let me just add one [Incomprehensible] touch
I love you, Mabel [Incomprehensible]
So long kid