Grabbed my favorite dress but it's so ordinary
So I slashed my jeans
My hairs a mess it's very arbitrary
Pass the scissors please
Shimmy down to my intoxicative shrinking session
Just this side of that street
Glaze into my typical blase' expression
Leave it up to him - and down to me
He says baby I think you need a long vacation
I says I think a little levitation

Chorus:
I'm the only one I'm the only one
Spinning like the barrel of a shotgun
I'm the only one
My ordinary life

Here comes another Friday line
Aren't you prophetic
Kindly disappear
Won't buy it one more time
Or pretend to be sympathetic
Gotta hurry out of here
He says I think you look a little wasted
I says I like the contact but I just can't taste it

Chorus:
I'm the only one I'm the only one
Spinning like the barrel of a shotgun
I'm the only one
My ordinary life