Dee dee dee dee, etc

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wow wow wow
God bless you, please, Mrs Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey Hey hey hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you, learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wow wow wow
God bless you, please, Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey Hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place, where no one ever goes
Put it in you pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wow wow wow
God bless you, please, Mrs Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey Hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Go to a candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it, when you've got to choose
Every way you look at it you loose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Wow wow wow

What's that you say, Mrs Robinson?
‘Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey hey hey Hey hey hey