All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venum,
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiny urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small
Putrid foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all
Amen