Check me out ya know I'm a major world power
Watch me as I swing my hips around
Ohh I seem to have bowled you right over (how 'bout that)
Don't you worry ya know it happens all the time

'Scuse me ya know I speak for the people of the world
We don't really like it when you swing your hips around
Just can't believe you work in the interest of all the people
We don't really like it that you have so much fat

Hey you little South American Spanish-speakin' country
Watch me as I whip some political advisors right on ya,
You'll still have a bit of your own personality left
Don't you worry you know this kind of thing happens all the time

'Scuse me 'scuse me but I speak for the people of the world
We don't really like it that you swing your hips around
Just can't believe you work in the interest of all good people
Don't really like it that you have that excess fat