I?ve lived in apartments, I?ve lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won?t have me dead
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

If you?re trying something, I couldn?t care less
I don?t rush for busses and trains are a mess
There?s no one to care for, I don?t need a bed
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

I like how I?m living, I?m nobody?s slave
My head?s above water, so don?t make a wave
There are no doors to lock and no dogs to be fed
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhood?s right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, what?s more, like I said
?cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what, too
You sure couldn?t have them and live like I do
You think I hace problems, but you do instead
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They?re my alter-ego and to them I?m wed
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head

There?s no simple status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
And I don?t take the lead when I like to be led
?Cause I?m happy I live in a split-level head