I'm proud to a union man
I make those meetings when I can, yeah
I pay my dues ahead of time
When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah
I'm proud to be a union man

Every fourth Friday at 10 am
There's a meeting of the A F of M yeah
Chairman
"This meeting will now come to order
Is there any new business?"
Member
"Yeah, I think 'Live music are better'
Bumper stickers should be issued"
Chairman
"What was that?"
Member
"'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued"
Chairman
"The gentleman says
'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued
All in favour of what he said
Signify by sayin' 'ay'"
Members
"Ay!"
Chairman
"If, however, you are opposed
Signify by saying 'no'"
I'm proud to be a union man