Wasted!
Beer number 1 I'm at the show tonight,
I'm hangin out with Zombie crew,
Armed with cash and my fake ID
Standing in line must buy beer number 2

After beer number 3 all the girls look so hot,
I try to makeout with some chick in the parking lot
Beer number 4, 5, 6 and 7,
Now I'm wasted, feels like I've gone to heaven

I'm goin' to hell,
And the devil gives a fuck,
Bloody knees and broken elbow,
That's when I know that I am struck, by a wreckin ball

Beer number 8 my favorite band is on,
I bought a t-shirt I want them to sign,
Diving into the pit on the dance floor,
While I'm finishing beer number 9

After beer number 10 now it's time to go,
My friend says "Don't take the car",
I say "Whatever bro"
Beer 11, and 12, of course I can drive,
Beer 13 was the last thing I did alive!

I'm goin' to hell,
And the devil gives a fuck,
Bloody knees and broken neck,
That's when I know that I am struck, by a wreckin ball