Roommates - I think they suck
Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks
Roommates - I think they're lame
Roommates - They're all the same

They stay up all night, they eat your food
They destroy everything in sight, i come unglued
I think you suck, what's wrong with you?
You're such a dumbfuck, what can i do?

Roommates - They're a bunch of slobs
Roommates - Can't get a jo
Roommates - They're always there
Roommates - I just don't care

They sit at home all day, they wreck the place
Can't pay the rent, i can't stand your face
Nothing's left to say, get off my case
Get out of my way, i can't stand this place

Everywhere i go, they're all the same
Everyone i meet, they're fucking lame
Roommates!