I can't play 'cause I need a reason
No one here that I aim to pleasin'
There's a joint next door and I hate to barge in
But I play better with girls watchin'

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
That's why I play
So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come with me
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see

So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come down with me

Glad you came down, I'll thank you mister
I'll thank you more if you bring your sister
Nothing on her that needs enlargin'
And I play better with girls watchin'

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
That's why I play
So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come with me
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see

So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come down with me

[solo]

Thank you people for all your patience
While the crowd filled up with some inspirations
Now it's time to go so please leave with caution
'cause we're all half drunk from those girls watchin'

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Little girl won't you stay
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
See you next saturday

So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come with me
I'm generally doing it every day
I can play, I can sing
I can do anything you want to see

So why don't you come
Why don't you come
Why don't you come with me