You've done your very best
We're gonna put it to the test
And everyone
Will tell everybody
Got a very different sound
And the word will get round
And everyone
Will tell everybody
Your singer's very tall
He seems to have it all
And everyone
Can see his body
You got the very best guitars
Endorsed by many stars
And you will sound
Just like everybody

Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em where to go and what it's all about
Tell them how to feel when they shout it out
Tell everybody
Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em how to tip when they buy a drink
Tell them how to trip when they try to think

It went just like it should
Response was very good
And everyone
Saw everybody
They've all been wearing shirts
Which caused a trend alert
And everyone
Saw everybody

Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em where to go and what it's all about
Tell them how to feel when they shout it out
Tell everybody
Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em how to tip when they buy a drink
Tell them how to trip when they try to think
And everybody will tell everybody else
Will tell everybody else
And everyone will tell everybody else
Tell everybody else
Tell everybody else

The problem with this plan
It has a short lifespan
And everyone
Knows everybody
So you should take your band
Over to japan
You have some diehard fans
Everybody

Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em where to go and what it's all about
Tell them how to feel when they shout it out
Tell everybody
Tell them all
Tell them
Tell em how to tip when they buy a drink
Tell them how to trip when they try to think
And everybody will tell everybody else
Will tell everybody else
And everyone will tell everybody else
Tell everybody else
Tell everybody else

Tell lots of people
But not too many