FEMALE SINGER: Perry!
BACK SCATTERS: Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba
MALE SINGER:He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action,
BACK SCATTERS: Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba
He's a furry little flatfoot who never flinched from affray,
He's got more than just mad skill,
He's got a beaver tail and bill,
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:
Perry:*platypus sound*
*ladies faint*
Male Singer:He's Perry,
Perry the Platypus!
Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P
Male Singer: He's Perry!
Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P!
Male Singer: Agent P!