Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host
That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green
I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby
He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when we started to grow apart

Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
Wretched
Ohhh
My soul

No pain
No gain

Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife
And then I fell in love with his daughter
And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok?
Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener Yaaoucha!
He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean

Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul

If it don't hurt
It don't work
No

I was alone but that was only the beginning
Said I was alone but that was only the beginning
Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning
I was alone but that was only the beginning

Homemaker
Heartbreaker
Homemaker
Heartbreaker

Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul

2 4 6 8
Who do we appreciate?
2 4 6 8
Who do we appreciate?
Say 2 4 6 8
Who do we appreciate?
2 4 6 8
Who do we appreciate?

Strange
Feelin
Pain
Feelin
It's wretched
Ohhh
My soul