If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, SOS
If you're so happy, you land in jail I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot
Da da da da da da dig dig dig
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me
If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgeet, ours will still be great
Loddle doddle chuck chuck chaa
If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, Ill complain
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgit, ours will still be it
Ah loddle doddle hip hap hap
If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind
And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are are up the crick, ours will still be slick
Ah loddle doddle woof woof woof, hep hep hep, chopp chop chop, dig dig dig
Good evening friends