Jehova's witness, Ed McMahon
All the same money grubbing hands
Deep in my sleep under my skin,
Should I wake up to let you in?
It's the fault of us all!
Infiltration of people's lives,
I've no need for more things to buy
Piece of Shit List computer line,
Worthless junk mail that's piled high
It's the fault of us all!
Infiltration of people's lives,
I've no need for more things to buy
Piece of Shit List computer line,
Worthless junk mail that's piled high!
Policeman's ball gets nothing at all!
Salesmen's rap on my door
Surveys by phone, commercials on hold!
One more donation could buy your salvation
Piece of Shit List computer line,
Worthless junk mail that's piled high
Ringing doorbells, burnt offerings
Cleanse the leper, buttwipeth thee!