Our work day's done
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pu
It's Happy Hour

If we get bombed
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am

Those chicks right there
don't look to good,
but three more beers
I think I would!

It's either them,
or my right hand
I'm not as think,
as you drunk I am!

So by another round
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down
Get everyone
another beer
You'll have to kick
us outta here

Say are you girls
waitin' on your friends?
What did you say?!?
You're lesbians!
Bartender cancel
those two drinks
I'm not as am,
as you drunk I think

This beer is movin'
like a train
I think my lizard
needs a drain
But first I'll have
a double shot
I'm drunk you think,
as you am is not

So by another round
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down
Get everyone
another beer
You'll have to kick
us outta here

This bathroom's nice
as it can be
It's got four walls;
I've puked on three!
Oops, here comes more!
I'll use the sink
I'm not as thrunk,
as you am I dink

I put that bouncer
right in his place
I smacked his elbow
with my face
He's lucky that
it's closin time
Drunk am is not,
as you think you I'm

So by another round
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down
Get everyone
another beer
You'll have to kick
us outta here