She's got the kinda look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got her perfect friends
Oh, isn't she cool?

She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose the nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me

Hey, hey, so don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine
So don't bother, be unkind

(Nothing will save you now)

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?

She's almost 6 feet tall
She must think I'm flea
I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey, so don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

Don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine
So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails, so they don't hurt you
I'd lose those pounds
And learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't
But you won't

So Don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry

After you, I'm glad that I'm not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't bother
I'll be fine I'll be fine
I'll be fine I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry

And now after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
Not your type, not your type, not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry