Tricks and treats
And fees and holds
Buy you a diamond
Cut from coal

But I can't
And I won't

Pick your posies
Ring a rose
Pavlov's pup gotta hit the road

But I can't
And I won't
But I might

Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x2)

But I'm never far behind
When my daddy's corrupting my mind (x2)

And I'm downright denim clad
Pulling teeth from toothy fad

And I can
But I won't

cuz I plucked my brows just to look the part
Wanna sink my line to a catchy heart

But I can't
And I won't
But I might

Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x2)

But I'm never far behind
When my daddy's corrupting my mind (x2)

But I'm one step ahead

I'm sick of drooling every time I hear your bell ring
But I open the door when you pull my drawstring
Get it?

Ooh, I'm not a baby no more (x5)

But I'm never far behind
When my daddy's corrupting my mind (x2)