[liz]

Pop

[annie]

Six

[june]

Squish

[hunyak]

Uh uh

[velma]

Cicero

[mona]

Lipschitz!

[liz]

Pop

[annie]

Six

[june]

Squish

[hunyak]

Uh uh

[velma]

Cicero

[mona]

Lipschitz!

[liz]

Pop

[annie]

Six

[june]

Squish

[hunyak]

Uh uh

[velma]

Cicero

[mona]

Lipschitz!

[all]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it

[velma]

I betcha you would have done the same!

[liz]

Pop

[annie]

Six

[june]

Squish

[hunyak]

Uh uh

[velma]

Cicero

[mona]

Lipschitz!

[liz (spoken)]

You know how people
Have these little habits
That get you down like bernie
Bernie like to chew gum
No, not chew pop
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
Looking for a little sympathy
And theree bernie layin
On the couch, drinkin a beer
And chewin no, not chewin
Poppin so, I said to him,
I said, bernie, you pop that
Gum one more time
And he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
into his head

[girls]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[all]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[annie (spoken)]

I met ezekiel young from
Salt lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single
And we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
Hed go to work, hed come home, id
Mix him a drink, wed have dinner
Well, it was like heaven in
Two and a half rooms
And then I found out,
Single he told me?
Single, my ass not only
Was he married
oh, no, he had six wives
One of those mormons, you know so that
Night, when he came home, I mixed him
His drink as usual
You know, some guys just cant hold
Their arsenic

[girls]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If youd have been there
If yod have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[liz,annie,june,mona]

Hah! he had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[velma and hunyak]

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, lipschitz

[june (spoken)]

Now, Im standing in the kitchen
Carvin up the chicken for dinner,
Minding my own business,
And in storms my husband wilbur,
In a jealous rage
You been screwin the milkman,
He says he was crazy
And he kept screamin,
You been screwin the milkman
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times!

[girls]

Pop,six,
Squish,uh-uh,
Cicero,lipschitz
Pop, six,
Squish,uh-uh,
Cicero,lipschitz
Pop,six,
Squish,uh-uh,
Cicero,lipschitz

[all]

If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[hunyak (spoken)]

Mit kersek, en itt? azt mondjok,
Hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
Lecsaptam a fejet de nem igaz, en artatlan
Vagyok nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle sam hogy en tettem probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

[june (spoken)]

Yeah, but di you do it?

[hunyak]

Uh uh, not guilty!

[velma]

My sister, veronica and
I did this double act
And my husband, charlie,
Used to travel round with us
Now, for the last number in
Our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
Four,fivesplits, spread eagles,
Back flips,flip flops,
One right after the other
Well, this one night we were in cicero,
The three of us, sittin up
In a hotel room, boozin and
Havin a few laughs and
We ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
And theres veronica and
Charlie doing number seventeen-
The spread eagle

[girls]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it tricks in a row,
One,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming

Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked outi cant remember a thing
It wasnt until later,
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didnt do it
But if Id done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[velma]
They had it coming
[girls]
They had it coming
[velma]
They had it coming
[girls]
They had it coming
[velma]
They had it coming
[girls]
They took a flower
[velma]
All along
[girls]
In its prime
[velma]
I didnt do it
[girls]
And then they used it
[velma]
But if Id done it
[girls]
And they abused it
[velma]
How could you tell me
[girls]
It was a murder
[velma]
That I was wrong?
[girls]
But not a crime!

[mona]

I loved alvin lipschitz
More than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
Sensitive a painter
But he was troubled
He was always trying
To find himself
Hed go out every night
Looking for himself
And on the way
He found ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and irving
I guess you can say we broke
Up because or artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
And I saw him dead

[girls]

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

[all]

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[liz,annie,mona]
They had it comin
[velma,june,hunyak]
They had it comin
[liz,annie,mona]
They had it comin
[velma,june,hunyak]
They had it comin
[liz,annie,mona]
They had it comin
[velma,june,hunyak]
They had it comin
[liz,annie,mona]
All along
[velma,june,hunyak]
All along
cause if they used us
cause if they used us and they abused us
And they abused us
[liz,annie,mona]
How could you tell us
[velma,june,hunyak]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If youd have been there
If youd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

[liz (spoken)]

You pop that gum one more time!

[annie (spoken)]

Single my ass

[june (spoken)]

Ten times!

[hunyak (spoken)]

Miert csukott uncle same bortonbe

[velma (spoken)]

Number seventeen-the spread eagle

[mona (spoken)]

Artistic differences

[all]
I betcha you would have done the same!