Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'
And Mary thought that was weird

[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin

I sucked a guy last year']
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
'My child, have no fear'

[for you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary

[you can suck all the dick you want]

And still not be considered flawed

[cos I know you'd like to play

And suck right through the day]
But you're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see

[and they had to have a rest for the night]

She said she had no money

[and she had no place to sleep]

Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep

[for you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary

[you can suck all the dick you want]

And still be the mother of Christ
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin

[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]

That's right

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

[she said, this is a tragedy

I can't take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said

[You can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary

[You can suck all the dick you want of]

Everyone in the nation

[Fellation aint no sin

So have a dildo three miles in]
And you'll still be a virgin

[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]

[You can suck all the dick you want]

And still be a Virgin, Mary

[You can take if from the three wise men]

And even the little drummer boy
Folks will remember your name quick

[for sucking the most of the dick!]

[for sucking dick]

Brings peace, and love, and joy

[for sucking dick]

Brings peace, and love, and joy

[you can suck my dick]

[laughter]