Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy's hat
Then I painted stripes down the family cat
Broke two teeth only yesterday
I'm the angel in the Christmas play

In department stores, 'do it just because
Pull the whiskers off of the San-tee Claus
Bite his leg, then I get away
I'm the angel in the Chrismas play

Daddy laughs, he bends in half
When I wear angel hair
But wait until he takes a spill
On halos on the stairs

Well I gotta go before the mailman stops
And he feels that glue in the letter box
See you all when its Christmas day
I'm the angel in the Christmas play

I put on my angel gown
And oh did momma laugh
She didn't guess it was her best dress
The one I tore in half

On the roof today, gave 'em all a scare
I put on my wings, tried to fly thru air
Hope that lump's gonna go away
I'm the angel in the Christmas play
I'm the angel in the Christmas play