You can't complain about factories leaving town, when there's not one around
Just an empty room full of dogs laughing and pointing you down
You don't know what I mean

If there's something wrong with being envolved, tell my agent
He's between these fingers
A supporter of all that's bona fide
Unquestionable lies

Do you mind if I stand here and look like you?
Four out of five ain't bad
Some would say good
I would

Overrated like the world
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down

Nasally, I challenge you to a duel
I'm not kidding
Then let's make a pun about sense
Survey says I can handle more than you
I'm not kidding
Let's drop the talk and put "number five" on the line tonight
Five bucks say I'm right

Do you mind if I stand here and look like you?
Four out of five ain't bad
Four out of five ain't good
I would
Some would say good
I would

Overrated like the world
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down

Anosmium created on a whim
Describing the state of awareness that it puts you in
Darwin's acting gay
Giggling in his grave
Opening champagne
On this day

"Can you smell the irony?"
"I can't say that I can"
"That's right, you're not enlightened like the rest, an anomaly at best"

I like it jaded, I like it num
I appreciate appreciating anosmium
Hold you breath and look around
You're still in the same town

Overrated like the world
I'm feeling sedated
This is absurd

Can I stop trying now?
I need to sit down