You call this an adventure
And I call it a joke
Just where's this hidden treasure?
'cause I want to go home
Wait just a second now
What is this that I just found?
I've scored a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo
Now I know where to go
I've searched north and west and east and south and up and down
And even underground
I'm making headway
I'm almost out of trouble
I think I see some light,
At the end of the tunnel
I've found a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo
Now I know where to go
As long as I don't run out of hearts and my torch maintains it's glow,
I've outsmarted the Nintendo