When I saw that cars front bumper
In the middle of the street
I knew right then that I was soon a goner, gone
Skipping school for drinking
Do you feel as good as me?
I know you'll say "no I don't feel so well"
Is that okay?
Well the driver of that bumper
Had a lot to say to me
"kids these days when I was you're age"
Buddy, man
I had to stop that tirade
So I puked right on his feet
It's time to go
So thanks for no police
Is that okay?
I don't have delusions here
Safe from what you call insane
Happier than a business man
Some stupid drunk kid