She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, no tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit,
She's got no tit
She's got no tit [x3]
It's no matter big or small
No tit,no tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, no tit
They say I'm missing out on life,
That I'm being deprived,
But I love my girl and she loves me
So don't laugh and act snide
[Chorus]
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit