This new invasion
In conversation
It leaves me waiting
Spoken like a rat
That's the brilliance of the bureaucrat

You're tempting me to be
The modern log
You're tempting me to be
The modern log

With every issue
Break out those tissues
I really miss you
Spoken like a rat
Let's give praise to the implants

You're tempting me to be
The modern log
You're tempting me to be
The modern log
In times of crisis
The modern log
You're tempting me to be
The modern log

Spoken like a rat
Let's give praise to the implants

You're tempting me to be
The modern log
You're tempting me to be
The modern log
In times of crisis
The modern log
You're tempting me to be
The modern log
Log [repeat 7 times]