The London Children's Choir:
Picture me upon your knee,
Tea for two and two for tea,
Me for you and you for me, alone!

Alvin:
Why you can't be one last two?
I can't be given and last to you

The London Children's Choir:
Nobody near us, to see us or hear us,
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations
We won't have it known,
That we own a telephone

Alvin:
Ting, ting, ting-a-ling, ring, ding

The London Children's Choir:
Day will break and I'm gonna wake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take for all the boys to see

Alvin:
See the doctor, Mark! A bow-wow!

The London Children's Choir:
We will raise a family,
A boy for you, and a girl for me,
Can't you see how happy we will be

Alvin:
(Laughing) Oh, Alvin, you're such a presto!
Picture me upon your knee,
Tea for two and two for tea,
Me for you and you for me, alone

David:
ALVIN!

Alvin:
Nobody near us, to see, hear us,
Friends, relations, weekend vacations
Won't have it known,
We own a telephone Don't call me and for you

The London Children's Choir:
Day will break and I'm gonna wake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take for all the boys to see

Alvin:
I've got no joke, here! And side!

The London Children's Choir:
We will raise a family,
A boy for you, and a girl for me,
Can't you see how happy we will be

Alvin:
One, two, three, four

The London Children's Choir & Alvin:
No more!