They call me Dr Worm,
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things,
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,
I am an actual worm,
I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can

Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't
Hear the doorbell

When I get into it, I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will play the solo

Someday, somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name, they will

Call me Dr Worm,
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm,
I am an actual worm,
I live like a worm

And I like to play the drums,
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can

Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me
Dr Worm!