One, two, three, four

Alright, ooh

She's got her ear to the walls
And she's tappin' the calls
If you've got a secret boy
Forget about it 'cause she's a

Hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Yeah, she's a hotel detective
Why don't you check her out?

Ooh, well, the bellhop is funky
The dumbwaiter's a monkey
If there's a knock at the door
Boy, forget about it 'cause she's a

Hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Yeah, hotel detective
Come on and check her out

She says she likes my face
She says she owns the place
Forget about it 'cause she's a

Hotel detective
My little hotel detective
Come on, her hotel detective
Why don't you check her out?

Hotel detective
Come on and swing with me
Hotel detective
From the top of a tree

Hotel detective
And make me feel like a bee
Hotel detective
That's where I want to know you