Till death do us part
Was what she told that preacher man
Now she says, "This ain't worth dying for"
She's had all she can stand

She's boxed up Mamma's china
It's loaded on the truck
She just got started packing
And I'm thinking this could suck

Now there goes my lazy boy
My flat top guitar
Here comes her big sister
What's she doing in my car?

As they drive off to the city
I just wave
From the top of my lungs
I hope she heard me say

You ain't leaving, thank God, are you?
You can't be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust

This will make my girlfriend happy
She's the one who never thought you would
You ain't leaving, thank God, are you?
Let us pray you're gone for good

She forgot her new laptop
So I know she'll be back
I'll have a hot tub full of hotties
Icing down a 24-pack

She'll cuss me like a sailor
But I don't care
I'll have a few choice words
When I come up for air

You ain't leaving, thank God, are you?
You can't be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust

This will make my girlfriend happy
She's the one who never thought you would
You ain't leaving, thank God, are you?
Let us pray you're gone for good
You ain't leaving, thank God, are you?
Let us pray you're gone for good
Adios