Well I wake up and this is what I hear,
They don't even put signs on certain beers,
And it's terrible everywhere I see,
People find out and they treat you differently,
This dead flesh this is british beef,
I'm so proud of the tractor sign on it,
Even though this dead dog's from turkey,
Cooked in gas, oven by UK women

Vegetarian what do you eat,
Well everything apart from meat,
Spew a lot to make yourself feel ok,
Well I say kill a lamb today,

Well they think that we are all so weird,
And they think that our righteousness isn't fair,
And they're proud of their blue colour, no they're not blue collar,
And they never are the ones that spike their hair,

Vegetarian what do you eat,
Well everything apart from meat,
Spew a lot to make yourself feel ok,
Well I say kill a lamb today,

So why, oh why do you eat meat?
And who are you to lecture me?
Surely I'm the one who's caused no harm?
Surely you're the one who's doing wrong?