She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm
At the Laundromat
Just her and the tumble driers getting horny
At the Laundromat

Today is laundry day for Christian
He puts in the itchy Christmas jumpers that his daft aunty still knits him
Two pairs of white Calvin Klein's with the skids in
Plus the beer stained jeans with the rips in
After last night's knees up
Christian ain't feelin' so clean-cut

He gets off the bus freezing cold in his t-shirt
And walks into the Laundromat and that's when he sees her
Reachin' down from the tumble drier turnin' the speed up

She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm
At the Laundromat
Just her and the tumble driers getting horny
At the Laundromat

Today Katie has to clean her uniform
But when she woke up this morning, Katie felt horny as a unicorn
She got her skirts, tops, socks and swimwear
But when she arrived at the Laundromat there was no-body in there
So Katie broke some change and turned the machine on
But all that waiting and vibrating turned Katie's machine on
So when Christian walked in, Katie was getting her scream on
And the windows of the Laundromat had plenty of steam on

She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm
At the Laundromat
Just her and the tumble-driers getting horny
At the Laundromat