Suburban white alcoholic trash
We aint glam and we aint trash
Were victims of a society
That fucks with me about sobriety

They say don't drink this and don't drink that
Cause it does a little more than just make you fat
Its a serious disease that you learn about in school
And if your dads an alcoholic you'll be one too

Mom and dad don't have a clue
The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof
And all the times I borrowed the car
Not as a ride but as a shitface bar

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! this shit is drivin me insane
Boo ya! I aint ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
Makes you sicker, it's the best!

Weekend comes and my parents are gone
Its time to party once I mow the lawn
Havin fun aint that a fact
Its rock n roll in the cul-de-sac!

Invite everyone and your neighbors too
Its gonna be a whacked out rock n roll zoo
But don't be blabbin it around my mother
But invite everyone and your skate rat brother

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins
God damn! this shit is drivin me insane
Boo ya! I aint ever gonna be the same
Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker
Makes you sicker, it's the best!