My life is a disaster
A sea of endless pain
A picnic promising the sun,
But giving only rain
Solisten to my tale of woe,
Before we bid adieu
It's why my heart is heavy,
It's why I am so blue
(customers cry)
*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted peanuts!
*customer* Over here I'll take one!
*Miss Kitty continues* Life is a joke A triffle A folly!
Even my dog is a melon-collie!
My happy days are through
That'z why I'm so blue
That'z why I'm bl-
*Little Joe* Peanuts! Get yer hot roasted Peanuts!
Get 'em while their hot!
*Miss Kitty continues* I'm Through!
*Little Joe* Boy, that song's getting shorter every week