I'm not an evil guy, it makes me wonder why, you cannot understand
this thing I do with my hand And
How come you can't see it's hilarious to me, it's just an inside joke,
meant only to poke fun
At the metal farce, fast girls and cars and devil too So this song is
for you, 'cause
I love cats and hate the bomb ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
and I'm as honest as the day is long ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
S-A-T-A-N, he's not my friend, MEephistopholes, does not make me
pleased, and Beelzebub's a jerk, I am not his clerk, or his errand boy,
or his puppet toytoytoytoy
I'm not an evil guy, it makes me wonder, you cannot understand
this thing I do with my hand
I LOVE CATS AND HATE THE BOMB ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR MOM
AND I'M AS HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG ANTISATAN SONG FOR
MOM
OH THE DEVIL REALLY MAKES ME YAWN ANTI-SATAN SONG FOR
MOM
YOU GOT ME WONDERING WHERE I WENT WRONG ANTI-SATAN
SONG FOR YOU
mom