Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
Artist(Band):Adam Sandler
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet
Kermet:
Hello, Kermet the frog here And welcome Sensamea Street
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I'm really fucked up
Kermet:
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird:
Sure Kermet, today's letter isJoint
Kermet:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter it is a word
Big Bird:
Sorry kids todays letter is threeee
Kermet:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three isn't a letter, it is a number
*chuckle*
Big Bird:
Exactly, three is the number of joints I've smoked today
Big Bird:
Kermet Are you with me
Kermet:
God I'm stoned
Big Bird:
Me too
Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on Come on
Kermet:
Thank you Elmo Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird
Big Bird:
Ok
Kermet and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramet
Kermet:
Did you just uhh call me Kramet??
Big Bird:
Yes I did
Kermet:
Kramet the frog here
Kermet:
Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today Goodbye kid's
Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,
Big Bird:
Bong
Kermet
And the number,,,,,,
Big Bird:
God your messed up
Kermet:
Fuck you!!!
Kermet:
The number, Fuck you!!
*laughing*
Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids, bye
Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street,
How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet