Sittin' home on a Saturday night
I can't believe she called me
I've beening waitin' for my whole life
and now she's dead

Betty Sueis dead!
Betty Sue

Sittin' home on a Saturday night
I've got nothin' better to do
then to sit here and play with myself
now that she's dead

Betty Sueis dead!
Betty Sue

(speaking)This song is about my girlfriend from 1953

She was the hottest girl in town But nobody liked
her except for me

She was bi-sexualbi-sexual (no way) bi-sexual (heh wow)
there's no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953!
(say that again)
there's no such thing as a bi-sexual in 1953!

She died yesterday (ohoh) in a car wreck (ohoh)
looking at her playboyand now she's dead!

She died yesterday (ohoh) in a car wreck (ohoh)
a large price to pay to be a pervert

Betty Sueis dead!
Betty Sue

to be a pervert!

Betty Sueis dead!
Betty Sue is dead

oh yeah she's one dead girl!