Hi, I was in here about ten minutes ago
I just bought this boombox
It's playing at the totally wrong speed
I want a refund, or

Aw, I'm sorry son, haha
Could you just give me another one?
No

The sale is final, no rebates
If you're a member you can come and save
So would you help me
Or give me a break in credit?
(In credit)

You read the fine print and you signed
No, we're not authorized, the card's declined
If you'll just sign here
We can change your dimes in credit

In credit, keep what you use
In credit, all choices by you
In credit, go buy something used
In credit, credit, credit, credit
Check it, credit

The warranties do not suffice
You pay the price
The policy is what you break
You buy some credit

We'll send you coupons in the mail
It's quite a markup, so don't buy retail
Don't get a load
For we get for sale in credit

In credit, do what you're told
In credit, we turn when you're old
In credit, dead and old
Check it, credit

Your driving record is not clean
Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit
All is fair and fair's a game

The game is buying
And you're forced to play
When you're old
Your kids will trade your brains for credit

For credit, you'll always come back
With credit, you'll never keep track
Do credit, it's better than crack
Ah, credit, no turning back in credit

Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa
Credit
What's that? Oh
Credit

It hurts me
Credit
Makes me so hot

Take it back, take it back
To an ATM machine
Go right away
And check your credit

Check your credit
Check your balance
Check your credit

Give me some credit
No
You're being retarded, please?