Look who's advertising
Billboards everywhere
See Hellacious Acres
Your tailor made nightmare

Traffic is backed up for miles
Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles
Steady, steady have your tickets ready
Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city
An amusement park
It's a one way ticket to the other side
It's a Dr Jekyll and a Mr Hyde

See Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars
And Tricky Dicky barkin'
Flashin' you his pardon
Jack the Ripper slashin' your tires

Oh, even the devil needs money
Even the president need money to cover his overhead
That's why he opened Hellacious Acres
Or so his press agent said

Hang out with heavies your partners in crime
Forget the consequences, have a good time
Steady, steady have your tickets ready
Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city
An amusement park
It's a one way ticket to the other side
It's a Dr Jekyll it's a Mr Hyde

Get down and study suspicion and doubt
At Hellacious Acres
Listen mischief makers
Admission's free you pay to get out