Nothing, heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong
I found, bedazzled with gems, brushes ever so gently against some boobs!
I guess it's hard to believe that one man,
Could have a pony-tail that's sensitive and,
Distract an agressive hawk that's cornered you

I know my haikus are freakin intense,
But even the words I made up to sound French,
Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts
I would show up for our pottery class,
Dressed like a pirate with John Waters moustache,
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time
Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)

One milkshake! two straws!

Fuck in school, but gym is a romantic time
Loitering on cliffs, thinkin about stuff like,
Screwing you on the beach at night! (x2)

Don't I, sound so, sexy, echo, (x2)

Release the doves (x5)