Women: why do them exist?
God created that blight then saved the priests
God damned: another mistake!
You've gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked
Masturbation!
You won't get AIDS
Just move your hand
Save your money!
Only five minutes
And you feel so great
Bitches: they want to destroy you
They take your soul and try to rot your brain
Bastards: daughters of god
They swear they love you then you feel the pain
Masturbation!
You won't get AIDS
Just move your hand
Save your money!
Only five minutes
And you feel so great
Red lights: a good way to be safe
Get the ideas then get ready to erupt
Fast hand: that's what you need
Don't risk to be a father you'd better spread off your seeds