When u you're sitting on a john and the toilet paper is gone
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're chilling in the pool and u feel sumthin cool
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're climbing up a ladder and u feel somethin spladder
Diarehha, diarehha
When u you're walkin down the street and a heavy leak
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're walking down the hall and u feel sumethin fall
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're walkin downtown and u feel sumthin round
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're out on a dance and u feel sumthin in your pants
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're falling asleep and u feel sumthin creep
Diarehha, diarehha
When you jump in a bush and u feel sumthin smush
Diarehha, diarehha
Thanx 4 your cooperation,
This is not a real song