Well I woke up this morning
To a telephone call
And that's when I noticed
Strange shoes in the hall
Well my head is reelin'
You say "Hi, how you feelin'?"
But I don't recognize you at all

Chorus:
I was too drunk to remember
I was too blind to see
I had a helluva time
But it just slipped my mind
At least I got home in one piece

Well I look in the mirror
Filled with disgrace
Mascara runnin' all over my face
How can I endure
When it's all just a blur
Things that go bump in the night

Repeat Chorus

Recitation:
Well darlin', you know that I love you
If you're sure that's what I said
I mean it's so hard to recognize you
You just wearin' that bag on your head
Well my head is reelin'
You say "Hi, how you feelin'?"
But I don't recognize you at all

Repeat Chorus

I said at least I got home with one piece