Test, two, test two, three, test two, niner, five
Hey, get her done, this is Larry the Cable Guy, by God
I've never won a Grammy award
But Barbara Streisand took her top off one time
And won a SAG award

Ha ha, that's funny, I don't care who you are
Hey, enjoy this song by Cowboy Troy, a good buddy of mine
Get her done, by God Troy, get her done
Get freaky, scare somebody, scare the shit out of me right now
(Yee haw)

If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor and grab that hottie
If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor, grab that hottie

If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor, grab that hottie
I gotta work tomorrow, y'all
But tonight I'm gonna party
(Party, party, party, party)

Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna let it hang out
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna scream and shout
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna burn down the town
Like it's my last yee haw

Better hurry up, don't waste your time
You know what to do when you hear my rhyme
You're bouncing up and down like a kid on a see-saw
Steady grooving, work 'til you mean more

Right now, put 'em in the air
Wave side to side, scream oh, yeah
I gotta work tomorrow, y'all
But tonight I'm gonna party

Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna let it hang out
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna scream and shout
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna burn down the town
Like it's my last yee haw

What's your name is? Now don't be scared
Get on the dance floor, girl, you heard
Hands on your knees, arch that back
Shake that podunkandunk and make it flat

All nighter, here we go
Get on the dance floor and get low
Sweat dripping all down your clothes
'Cause where it stops, no one knows

Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna let it hang out
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna scream and shout
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna burn down the town
Like it's my last yee haw

If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor and grab that hottie
If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor, grab that hottie

If you don't know, better ask somebody
Get on the floor, grab that hottie
I gotta work tomorrow, y'all
But tonight I'm gonna party
(Party, party, party, party)

Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna let it hang out
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna scream and shout
Like it's my last yee haw
Gonna burn down the town
Like it's my last yee haw

Like it's my last yee haw
Like it's my last yee haw
Like it's my last yee haw
Like it's my last yee haw
Whoo, Suet