When I was young they gave me a mongrel piano,
Spent all my time inventing the cup of tea
Writing your name in the sea,
Banging my fav'rite head
Missing the last bed, waving a cheery herring,
Balancing brass bands on the tip of my toe
Phoning your home from my tree,
Drinking my fav'rite loch
When I was old they gave me a model factory,
I met three salads out on the motorway
Leaving your name at the door,
Breaking my fav'rite egg
Missing the walrus, sharing my last banana,
Balancing zeppelins on the end of my nose
Calling your name in the zoo,
Blowing my fav'rite mind